uh huh honey

[uh huh honey]

[uh huh honey]

[tea-is-just-grass]

when someone with no real authority over you tells you to do something

[uh huh honey]

[dreemurrr]

me: *sees the number 69*

me: THATS!!!!!! THE SEX NUMBER!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!! NICE!!!!!

me: *sees the number 420*

me: THATSS THE WEED NUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THAT SHIT NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: *sees the number 666*

me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[uh huh honey]

[queer-icon]

Good god.

[dlubes]

Well I had to see this ugly post so now all of you do too

[uh huh honey]

[francoisehardie]

i love children. i just asked this little boy I’m babysitting when his birthday is and he just shrugged and said “I don’t know”. time doesn’t affect him. he doesn’t have to worry about college

[uh huh honey]

[compsense]

when you’re going 10 over the speed limit but the driver behind you is still riding your bumper

[uh huh honey]

[kidouyuuto]

if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything

[uh huh honey]

[mukejpg]

I don’t know who lets Michael have access to the 5SOS snapchat but I would like to personally thank them because he is the funniest, stupidest, cutest mother fucker in the world

[uh huh honey]

[paging-doctorfaggot]

its a great show from the gifs i’ve seen of it

[uh huh honey]